Defending Our Market!
video
2019
Video forthcoming
"Fragile micro economies such as farmer's markets are often ripe with customer vitriol in search of the exclusive bargain and/or the organic perfection which crosses the line of good taste and even gooder manners. So what happens when badly things happen to goodly people requires immediate retaliation defensive action. And who be the goodest of us all to keep the peace than a Girl Scout Troop! But are their angelic faces, excellent saleswomanship, and encyclopedic cookie mastery enough to repel these hoarding hordes? Probably not without additional training.
From The International Chefs of Mystery! who offer a locally sourced workshop/seminar replete with a digital Keynote presentation to demonstrate illustrated diagrams utilizing the latest agricultural defense tactics based on vegetative technologies.
Taught to them almost two weeks ago by a master with a second degree, said disciples hope to school these Brownies in the many ancient techniques incorporating food with fight to protect our loved ones naturally and without preservatives.
These girls will learn the forgotten moves such as the banned ArtiChoke Hold, or the two-fisted RhuBarb, a maneuver both delicious and dangerous plus as an added bonus, receive instruction to create weapons of masticated desiccation, too.
GREEN MATTERS LIVE!"